Straight from their mouth....

Rich and I went to the boys' elementary school to have lunch with the gang. As we signed in at the office, the secretary asked us if we had heard Matt's latest comment. A few days eariler Matt had found a tick in his hair and pulled it out. The teacher sent him down to the office to make sure he was all clear and to call me and give me a heads up. As the school nurse looked him over she told him she was going to put some alcohol on the area to make it clean. Matt looked up at her and said, "Whoa, you had better call my mom first. We do not drink alcohol in our family."