(I read these on a friend's blog and had a good laugh. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!)
Friday nights at the grocery store count as a date
Costco's foodcourt is considered fine dining
Hannah Montana, HSM, and all things disney are on your ipod... on repeat
Waking up at 7am is sleeping in
The perfect Mothers Day gift is an afternoon without children
And "Getting lucky" means the huggies rang up half price at Target.
Eating while sitting down is a novelty.
You catch yourself singing nursery rhymes when you’re all alone.
The baby on your hip dresses better than you do.
You can recite Disney Movies word for word by you have never watched them.
You count speaking to your grocery bagger as adult conversation even if she is only 16.
You consider fruit roll ups (with %5 Real fruit juice healthy... your husband does not understand this.
When in a pinch.. swimming= a bath!
You find absoulutely nothing wrong with the sentence... "shut your mouth and tell me what just happened!"
You spank your kids for hitting each other.... all the while yelling at them to stop hittin!!
You can talk about poop with total strangers.
You look forward to going to the OB for your annual exam, because you know you are going alone!
You are more excited than your kids that you have 3rd row seats to The Wiggles.
Freezer is always stocked with chicken nuggets.
You blare the stereo as loud as you can stand it when you are alone in the car, just because you can!
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