What I have learned first hand while being pregnant.....
Rho-gam shots
Expecting twins- twice
Pre-term labor
Breathane, Procardia, Terbutaline
Subchorionic hemorrhage
Low amniotic fluid
Breach baby
Non Stress Tests
Low platelets
Thrombocytopenia
All these medical factors might add up to why I am constantly in a state of losing my mind.
Or maybe they should just award me with my fake M.D. because after growing up with an OB-Gyn father, having an orthopedic surgeon as a father-in-law, two brothers in medical school, being married to a Radiologist and surviving a few medical conditions of my own, I seriously feel like I'm becoming an expert.
Just don't ask me to write a prescription or save your life, because it's a pretend M.D. remember and I'm losing my mind. Not quite the combination you want in your physician.
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