I have had MANY natural
disasters in my home lately.
And I have one culprit-
My very own Force of Nature: BRYNN.
And yes, she is KILLING ME,
WEARING ME OUT,
GIVING ME GRAY HAIR (
OK, not really, but I am worried),
AND DRIVING ME INSANE.
Yes, children help us learn patience, but they also can make you frustrated and at times angry and once in a while you seriously want to RUN AWAY.
But I stay put.
I and TRY to smile.
And I do love her.
Even after......
She unrolled an entire roll of toilet paper, tossed it all in the toilet and flushed
Shoved a Barbie earring in her ear canal (inducing a panic attack, scramble for Rich's
otoscope and serious skills to get it out- which I did)
Dumped an entire salt shaker over the family room end table
Finds packs of gum and chews the whole thing, spitting out the old bits on the carpet,
Colored all over the desk and then broke every crayon in half
Spilled a good cup of oatmeal into the heater vent
Chopped up bills and papers and books with scissors (that were hidden in the cupboard)
Painted her toenails and fingernails all by herself (
Augh!)
Cracked my eye shadow into a million pieces
Doused herself with my entire travel size bottle of perfume
Snapped a gold chain in half that went with a diamond pendant Rich gave me for Christmas
Is the ultimate car key thief
Stole my wallet and hid my credit cards behind the desk
Scattered every shoe, doll, blanket, hair clip, diaper and 1/2 the closet onto her floor in under a minute flat
Painted her face, arms and shirt with purple Barbie lipstick,
Scooped cup after cup of laundry soap into the WRONG compartment in the washing machine causing a major mess and an extraordinary
amount of bubbles
Jumps off anything she can climb on
Talks back and loves to tell me "NO!"
Teases and attacks Kaitlyn on an hourly basis
Scattered 1/2 a box of Fruity Cheerios on the
linoleum and stomped all over them
Sprinkled pepper onto the floor on purpose so she could attempt (key word) to sweep it up
Will NOT stay dressed- ever
Sleeps in princess dresses and jeans
Will not let me do her hair- not a chance
Filled the van full of babies and blankets, toys, bags and cans of pop
Removes her diaper and demands a new one every 30 minutes, but refuses to use the potty full time
Gets naked and tries to get in the tub all day long
Wakes up EVERY night screaming, demanding to sleep in mommy's bed
Drew marks with a red Sharpie all over my favorite mug (oh wait, that was Kaitlyn....)
Snuck nacho cheese and chips to the basement and coated the floor and couch with yellow ooze
And can do all that in 24 HOURS!!
She is stubborn,
and
impulsiveand
reckless,
and
independent,
and..........
just so dang cute.
Good thing.
Otherwise she might be shipped off to Utah to be tamed by the Grandmas.
That is IF they would take her.
But I'll keep her anyway.
Because she loves to give hugs,
blow kisses,
sing songs,
dance and twirl,
giggle and smile,
tickle my back,
says a pretty sincere 'sorry',
and in her prayers blesses Mommy at least ten times.
Yup, she's a keeper.
Even when that crazy light gleams in her eyes and I sense a tornado of activity is just beyond the horizon.
That's my Brynn.
And I'm glad she's mine. (Most of the time....)